The quote in the title of this blog entry was directed at me by the new governor of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, Mr. Thomas Corbett, when I met him at his inaugural ball last night. The evening’s festivities included food and drink from throughout this great state, and I was invited to attend as a representative of Pennsylvania’s Yuengling brewing family.
As a statesman and former member of the British House of Commons, my own political roots run deep. That’s why, upon meeting the new governor, I couldn’t resist offering some guidance for Pennsylvania’s newest head of state. My advice: Pay close attention to the rising influence of the Tea Party. (I learned that lesson the hard way with the Boston uprising of 1773.) I also advised him to avoid wearing socks with sandals. I’m not sure that he ever has, but it’s certainly not a good look for a man of his stature.
